June 13th, 2009

fuckame

Ronaldo on the Double

Kickette have refused to report on any buildups relating to the Paris Hilton WAG saga, but we're not gonna stop because we ain't got no diginitaaaaaay

#1 - The Daily Mail remains as the Daily Fail

Last night:

but they heard my telepathic cries and edited their article the following morning:



#2 - Two, as in the times the two have met.


(More at the source)

A neighbour of Paris claims Ronaldo made a second visit around midnight to her Beverly Hills home, perhaps to finish what they had started the night before.

A source close to Paris has revealed that the two are close to becoming an item, and quotes Paris as saying: "He's hot, a real athlete - and the chemistry between us was electric. Cristiano's much better than my ex. He was nothing but a low-paid minor league baseball player."

#33963 - The number of medical masks seen worn in the LA area the following morning due to a new outbreak of highly contageous venereal diseases. How are these diseases contractible without sexual contact? Nobody knows for sure but many are speculating that the coming of the two have produced evolved strains STIs and at the moment there is no treatment, well, not unless you follow Kickette's route

CHICAS WE NEED TO COIN A TERM FOR THIS COUPLE, EVEN IF THEY ONLY LAST 4 DAYS


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Cristiano Ronaldo isn't the only brown-skinned Portuguese winger
He's also not the only brown-skinned Portugeuse winger in the USA

Nani the cron knockoff is with his friend Ricardo Vaz Te (of Bolton Wanderers) are at Rhode Island College today doing back-flip soccer demonstrations

If you're in the Rhode Island area and missed out on your opportunity to stalk Ron in LA, then you've got your poor man's version just around the corner

for more info go to our bff's at UF.com, they want people take pixxx and report on the event because they all have huge mancrushes on Nani hahahah

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  • n720

Feelin' kinda Löw on Germans lately?

Since the Confed Cup is just tomorrow.. and I have been consumed with ontd_pique and/or ontd_espana, I started watching this video someone made on youtube and it made me miss my German bbs so much! It's pretty good! Check it out here:

We wont get to see them play a competitive match until August.. AND THAT IS TOO LONG OF A WAIT FOR ME ATLEAST. SO SPAM AWAY WITH WHATEVER GERMAN RELATED pics/videos/news or whatever you have.

It's all good!



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