February 5th, 2009

clint
  • teenny

None of these people are fuckin footballers

Ok so here is a big post on celeb football soccer fans. Some stuff is old some is new. Enjoy.


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SI: In this same space Chris Rock said, "Hockey is like heroin. Only drug addicts do heroin. Hockey is kind of the same way. Only hockey fans watch hockey." Is soccer at all like heroin?

Stewart: No, soccer is crystal meth. It's very addictive, but really messes up your teeth. I guess I've never viewed soccer as some sort of controlled substance. To me, it's probably more like Nutella. The rest of the world clearly loves it and puts it on almost everything, but here in America we're like, "I don't know, man, it tastes like almonds."



 

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We all know about Steve Nash & Soccer right?

 

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BEST EVER

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MOM AND DAD ARE BACK, BEETCHES

"squad announcement, whaaaaat?"


Die Mannschaft squad for friendly against Norway February 11th:


Goalkeepers: Rene Adler (Bayer Leverkusen), Tim Wiese (Werder Bremen).

Defenders: Andreas Beck (Hoffenheim), Arne Friedrich (Hertha Berlin), Andreas Hinkel (Celtic), Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich), Per Mertesacker (Werder Bremen), Serdar Tasci (Stuttgart), Heiko Westermann (Schalke).

Midfielders: Michael Ballack (Chelsea), Torsten Frings (Werder Bremen), Thomas Hitzlsperger (Stuttgart), Marko Marin (Borussia Moenchengladbach), Mesut Oezil (Werder Bremen), Simon Rolfes (Bayer Leverkusen), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern Munich), Piotr Trochowski (Hamburger SV).

Forwards: Mario Gomez (Stuttgart), Patrick Helmes (Bayer Leverkusen), Stefan Kiessling (Bayer Leverkusen), Miroslav Klose (Bayern Munich).

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Xabi |Eso es una barba|

New ads

As I said, Groupama Seguros launched its TV channel. They were making it sound spectacular, saying they would open with a film but like we supposed, what they had in store was a new ad campaign. They're funny though, and Iker's acting isn't all that bad but...

WHY DO THEY MAKE HIM SING? :( MY POOR EARS.

Taxi:


Elevator:


Acupuncture:


Valet parking:


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
CREEPY GEORGE KONTOS

Oh So Classy

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New Arsenal Signing Andrey Arshavin: Ban Women Drivers!

Arsenal's latest foreign import has said that if he had his way, women would not be allowed on the road!

Andrey Arshavin's arrival at Arsenal, and the consequent beam of pride he felt when he labelled himself a "gooner," when he introduced himself to the press and fans for the first time will have no doubt endeared himself to the red and white support.

However, that could all become unstuck with the revelation that he - according to The Sun - opposes women drivers!

The £16.5 million signing, from Russian club Zenit St Petersburg, is quoted by the tabloid as saying:

"If I had it in my power to introduce a ban on women driving cars and to withdraw all their licences, I would do it without thinking twice."

He continued: "In my opinion a woman and a man are two absolutely different creatures."

Arshavin drives a Mercedes GL class that is "big and comfortable."

If girls are interested, he also reeled off a list of pre-requisite requirements that he looks for in the opposite sex: "I like tall, slim girls with narrow thighs and tiny bums.

"If a girl is like this I do not pay attention to her breasts. Hair colour doesn’t matter either. What is really important is her style and manners."

Andrey Arshavin though is in a long-term relationship, and is committed to girlfriend Yulia.

They have two children: Artem, 3, and Yana, nine-months.
holland ik hou van jou
  • c0rrine

oranje squad!!!



New Signing Called up For Dutch Squad




Manchester City new boy Nigel de Jong is in the 25-man provisional Holland squad named by national coach Bert van Marwijk for the friendly away to Tunisia on February 11.

Midfielder De Jong, who left Hamburg to sign for Mark Hughes' side earlier this month, will be one of five England-based players in the squad alongside Liverpool duo Dirk Kuyt and Ryan Babel, Blackburn defender Andre Ooijer and Arsenal forward Robin van Persie.

There are also four Real Madrid players included in the squad - striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar, winger Arjen Robben, and midfield duo Wesley Sneijder and Rafael van der Vaart.

Van Marwijk will confirm his final line-up for the trip to north Africa on February 6.



Goalkeepers: Maarten Stekelenburg (Ajax), Henk Timmer (Feyenoord), Michel Vorm (FC Utrecht)

Defenders: Khalid Boulahrouz (Stuttgart), Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Tim de Cler (both Feyenoord), John Heitinga (Atletico Madrid), Dirk Marcellis (PSV Eindhoven), Joris Mathijsen (Hamburg), Andre Ooijer (Blackburn), Edson Braafheid (FC Twente)

Midfielders: Ibrahim Afellay, Mark van Bommel (Bayern Munich), Orlando Engelaar (Schalke), Nigel de Jong (Manchester City), David Mendes da Silva, Wesley Sneijder, Rafael van der Vaart (both Real Madrid), Demy de Zeeuw, Stijn Schaars (both AZ Alkmaar)

Forwards: Ryan Babel (Liverpool), Klaas Jan Huntelaar, Arjen Robben (both Real Madrid), Dirk Kuyt (Liverpool), Robin van Persie (Arsenal).

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BIG NEWS FOR BIRTHDAY BOY


guardian.co.uk, Thursday 5 February 2009 12:49 GMT Leading Portugal superstar and stylish fashion entrepreneur Cristiano Ronaldo seems to have reason to celebrate this birthday. Turning 24, he ended much fueled speculation surrounding his 2008 into 2009 season by breaking records with the highest gross payout for any player. New team "Banana Boat" payed an unprecedented £250million pounds, Roughly estimated $500billion us dollars, for the Portugal superstar. It comes as to no surprise, seeing how he is the top player in every league and just won the best player forever-and-ever award. Few have a even seen the actual trophy presented to him last week, but rumor has it it is a giant never ending self tanning lotion favored by the Portuguese soccer god.


LONDON,ENGLAND (5th February, 2009) – NIKE, Inc Fresh upon the heels of Ronaldo's record breaking move from Manchester to Banana Boat, NIKE has leaked an official photo of their new collaboration with soccer giant, Cristiano Ronaldo. Designed by the Portuguese soccer god, who is widely looked up to for his extreme and notable fashion sense, it features hundreds of hand cut Swarovski Crystals and an exclusive original design by Ronaldo. For the first time ever, Ronaldo insisted making this new range in Male, Female, and young girl sizes. He can now be seen playing in these new exclusive shoes when he play's in his first match for Banana Boat. The retail value has yet to be released, but some believe Mens may range £500 a pair. Waiting list's are already being made and most retailer's cannot promise any for 1-2 years.



...Okay, so incase anyone hasn't noticed unfortunately these articles are not true and are a joke, even though I desperately wish for a Banana Boat soccer club. I would just like to say Happy birthday to the worlds best player and snazziest dresser, Cristiano Ronaldo!
Dirk Luis

I HATE HAMSTRING INJURIES



Liverpool Football Club today confirmed Steven Gerrard suffered a tear to his left hamstring during Wednesday night's FA Cup defeat at Everton.


Gerrard limped out of the action just sixteen minutes into the fourth round replay at Goodison and now faces three weeks on the sidelines.
 
A club spokesman told Liverpoolfc.tv: "A scan today has confirmed a tear in the hamstring of Steven's left leg. He will be out of action for about three weeks."



We play Real Madrid in 20 days...

vic
  • biznass

LUV URSELF THE WAY U R

Don't have a boob job as young as I did, says WAG Alex Curran (who had hers at just 18)
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In the world of WAGs, being upfront about your problems is all in a day's work.

We know how they risk their nail extensions lugging designer shopping bags and bravely face the danger of turning orange thanks to too much fake tan.

But Alex Curran has confessed to another problem - her surgically enhanced breasts are too big.

Miss Curran, who is married to Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard, has advised young women to think carefully before opting for breast enlargement.
Alex Curran, girlfriend of Steven Gerrard

True to her WAG roots, it is not the risks of cosmetic surgery that concern her. It is the difficulty in finding the right clothes.

'I find with larger breasts it can be harder to find clothes to fit you, so think long and hard before you do it,' she wrote in her column for New magazine.

Miss Curran, 26, went from a B to a D-cup when she had surgery at 18 in 2001.

But eight years later and now a mother of two, it seems she has had a change of heart.

In fact she is urging young women - many of whom aspire to her looks and lifestyle - to
delay breast surgery until after they have children.

'I regretted the boob job I had when I was 18,' she wrote.

'I've got used to them now, but if you're thinking about it, I would advise you to wait until you've had children before you consider a boob job because your body changes so much after that.'

She added: 'Also, I find with larger breasts it can be harder to find clothes to fit you - so think long and hard before you do it.'

Miss Curran, who has two daughters - four-year-old Lilly and two-year-old Lexie - with Gerrard, first spoke of her breast enlargement in 2005.

'Yes, I've had a boob job,' she said at the time.

'I did it to make me feel better, not for anyone else.

'Although I'm sure Steven doesn't mind them.'

But she was still embarrassed on her wedding day, when the groom's best man Jonathan Boggan cracked a risque joke about her implants during his speech.

Reflecting on the successes enjoyed by Gerrard, he added: 'none more so than when you got Alex's jugs done'.

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CARLITOS - ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
  • c0rrine

el apache turns 25




¡Feliz Cumpleaños Carlitos Tevez!
you crawled out of your mommy's poon 25 years ago

During these 25 years you have...

had a successful career in the entertainment industry as a singing/dancing double-threat




been a padre to the cutest little argentine bb named florencia



shown your dedication to the national team in more ways than one...



threatened blair waldorf's status as the queen of headbands



have never stopped *~*~being tru 2 u~*~*



When Carlos was 10 months old he accidentally poured a kettle of boiling water over himself. This caused third degree burns putting Tevez in hospital for 2 months. The burn has left a scar on the right side of his face, neck and chest. Carlos declined to have plastic surgery when he was growing up as it would of kept him out of the playground for 4 months. The Argentina striker later refused an offer from Boca Juniors to have the scars cosmetically improved, saying that the scars were a part of who he was in the past and who he is today.

“I don’t have the same marketable image as a Ronaldo or a Lionel Messi. If I tried to work on my image, it would change a lot of things. But I’m not like that.

“I pack all my effort in on the pitch, throwing myself on the floor for each ball, putting my life into each game.

“I give everything to win each match and leave it there."


AY CARLOS SABES QUE LO AMOOOO


and a special mention to crispi who shares a birthday with carlitos

you are 24.
soccer ► herr schweinsteiger.

Tevez Offered New Man U Deal



Manchester United are set to secure the future of their Argentinean striker Carlos Tevez, reports in England indicate today.

Earlier, there had been suggestions from Italy that Jose Mourinho at Inter Milan was waiting to snare the player. However, after a meeting between United manager Alex Ferguson and Tevez's representative, Kia Joorabchian, following the weekend's victory over Everton, it now looks likely that the Argentine international will be staying in England, according to The Daily Mirror.

Ferguson has seemingly been highly impressed with the way in which Tevez has responded so positively to being left out of the side earlier in the season, with the striker being recalled to the first-team after Wayne Rooney was injured last month.

Tevez had reportedly felt marginalised after the Red Devils signed Dimitar Berbatov in the summer but, rather than sulking about things, he has rolled his sleeves up and performed magnificently whenever called upon by Ferguson.

It is believed that the deal will be worth £30 million, but how that breaks down with the complicated issue of Tevez's 'third-party' registration is impossible to say at this stage.

The player himself, already reputed to be on £75,000 a week, will be offered a contract that will see him take home £11.7m during the three year duration of the deal. Perhaps a good job then that United also announced pre-tax profits of £59.6m this week.

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CREEPY GEORGE KONTOS

Viking Call Ups for Friendly Against Greece

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On top of these, Coach Olsen has said he will call up one more player, who most likely will be Jon Dahl Tomasson from Feyenoord. But an interesting group, with both Simon Kjær and Jacob Poulsen set to make their debut in the red/white.

Keepers:
G Thomas Sørensen Stoke City FC
G Jesper Christiansen FC Copenhagen
G Stephan Andersen Brøndby IF

Defenders:
D Chris Sørensen OB
D Daniel Agger Liverpool FC
D Jakob Poulsen AGF
D Lars Jacobsen Everton FC
D Per Krøldrup ACF Fiorentina
D Simon Kjær US Cittá Palermo

Midfielders:
M Christian Poulsen Juventus
M Daniel Jensen SV Werder Bremen
M Jonas Borring FC Midtjylland
M Leon Andreasen SV Hannover 96
M Martin Vingaard FC Copenhagen
M Thomas Kristensen FC Copenhagen

Forwards:
F Dennis Rommedahl NEC Nijmegen
F Nicklas Bendtner Arsenal FC
F Søren Larsen Toulouse FC


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