November 23rd, 2008


Funny or Gross?

Former Old Firm stars get interesting win bonus.. porno films

FORMER Old Firm stars Libor Sionko and Ulrik Laursen have been offered a win bonus of two porn videos.

Ex-Rangers midfielder Sionko and former Hibs and Celtic defender Laursen now play in Denmark for FC Copenhagen.

One of the club's sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur, have promised the squad two porn movies every time they win.

Laursen, Sionko and team mates have risen to the challenge - winning nine of their first 13 games to go one point behind leaders Odense.

Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground - although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards.

Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: "As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it."

Czech Republic international Sionko, 31, spent the 2006-7 season at Ibrox before signing a two-year deal with Copenhagen.

Meanwhile Laursen, 32, ended a three-year spell at Celtic in 2005, having previously spent two seasons with Hibs.

He is currently Copenhagen's captain.

Their squad also includes ex-Chelsea winger Jesper Gronkjaer and former Manchester City and Fulham midfielder Niclas Jensen.
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  • c0rrine

he looks good in glasses, so he must be right.

Senna unimpressed with Ronaldo

“Cristiano is a great player and I once said he made up 50 per cent of United’s strike force,” said Senna.

“Now I think I over-rated his importance. When Cristiano does not score, his role is limited. Yes, he is fast, but countless step-overs are not necessarily productive.”

He continued: “He is not a complete player like Ronaldinho in the good times.

“He used to score, take penalties, free kicks, dribble, give accurate short and deep passes, assist and run everywhere.”

Villarreal will face Manchester United in the Champions League on Tuesday.



Cristiano Ronaldo is doubtful for Manchester United's UEFA Champions League tie at Villarreal after suffering a leg injury against Aston Villa.


  • teenny

Nando vs Fulham

Ref: Calm down Mr. Torres
Fernanda: CALM DOWN You want me to calm. Like OMG he has been on my ass all fuckin night. I can prove it, you know how? Look at my hair, it is totally messed up. Olalla did my hair tonight and when she sees what that maniac did to it she is gonna rip him a new one and then she is gonna rip you a new one you stupid head ref.

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