November 22nd, 2008

  • tanaaz


Calderón ofrece más de 120.000 euros por cabeza si ganan los cinco próximos partidos

Según ha adelantado Miguel Ángel Díaz en Radio MARCA, Ramón Calderón se ha descolgado con una prima espectacular para sus futbolistas de cara a los próximos partidos. Durante la comida de confraternización que han llevado a cabo en Valdebebas y en la que han estado presentes todos los jugadores, incluidos Van Nistelrooy y De la Red, Pedja Mijatovic, Bernd Schuster, José Ángel Sánchez, Miguel Ángel Portugal, Javier Lozano y el propio presidente, éste ha ofrecido a cada uno de los futbolistas más de 120.000 euros por cabeza si consiguen ganar los próximos cinco encuentros. Es decir, si los blancos se impusieran al Recre en el Bernabéu, al BATE Borisov en Bielorrusia, al Getafe en el Coliseum, al Sevilla en la Castellana y al Zenit de San Petersburgo también en casa, los jugadores se llevarían un enorme aguinaldo. Premio que podría aumentarse aún más si enlazaran a esos cinco triunfos otras dos victorias ante el Barcelona en el Camp Nou y frente al Valencia en el Bernabéu.

Ya a final del pasado año Calderón premió con 30.000 euros por cabeza el triunfo de los madridistas por 0-1 en el Camp Nou con tanto de Baptista. Por lo que con ese precedente, el presidente ha pensado que era una buena idea alentar a sus futbolistas con esa excepcional prima para tratar de salir de la crisis de juego y resultados en la que se encuentra inmerso su equipo.

It's basically saying that Calderon will give each player 120,000 euros if they win the next 5 matches.
LMAO I don't know I found this very...funny


  • biznass


So I'm sure a lot of you are still reeling from today's Prem. results, although if you are a Liverpool or Chelsea fan donut fucking complain 0-0 is not 0-3 i will smack you I LOVE YOU so i thought it was time for a pick-me up with the inaugural


Zlatan Ibrahimovic
This week's topic is thigh. Zlatan has the thighs of a god. I donut know a better way to say it. Next week's topic will be his actuall footballing skillz, going all the way back to his Ajax days. Because we're deeper and more substantial than a bunch of chicas who just stare at thigs all day, right?

1.) I love you to pieces
2.) If you hotlink I will send my ex Arsenal bbs Crazy Jens and F£amini after you.

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When All Else Fails Bribe Them


Calderón Offers Madrid Players Christmas Bonus

Real Madrid supremo Ramón Calderón is set to offer his superstar employees a massive Christmas bonus in an attempt to rejuvenate the team’s flagging campaign. But as always, there is a condition attached.

In a bid to put a stop to the club’s current downhill spiral, Real Madrid president Ramón Calderón is reportedly willing to dish out more than €120,000 per head if the team can win their next five successive games.

According to Radio Marca, the Bernabéu head honcho was present at Madrid’s Valdebebas training ground himself where he addressed the entire playing and coaching staff, including the injured Ruud van Nistelrooy and unfit Rubén de la Red, sporting director Predrag Mijatovic, trainer Bernd Schuster as well as technical secretaries, Miguel Ángel Portugal and José Ángel Sánchez.

The president’s proposal was simple: win all five upcoming matches (Recreativo Huelva, BATE Borisov, Getafe, Sevilla and Zenit St. Petersburg) and each individual in the entire squad will pocket a handsome €120,000-plus.

The early Christmas offer could not have come at a better time as Los Merengues will now enter without question the most difficult phase of the campaign. Following the aforementioned five-game sequence, the reigning La Liga champions will then take on Barcelona, Valencia and Villarreal in successive matchdays.

The bonus proposition was a successful strategy last season when the players were offered €30,000 each if they could beat Barça at the Camp Nou. Madrid won 0-1 thanks to a solitary Júlio Baptista strike.
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  • c0rrine

rio ferdinand will be a superstar

Ferdinand & Cole to produce film

England stars Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole have made a surprise move into film production after getting involved with a new British gangster movie.

Dead Man Running stars rapper 50 Cent and British actor Danny Dyer and has begun filming in London and Manchester.

As executive producers, Ferdinand and Cole have provided some of the finance for director Alex de Rakoff's film.

The plot sees Dyer's character trying to find £100,000 in 24 hours to repay the loan shark played by 50 Cent.

The rapper has already appeared in several films, including the semi-autobiographical Get Rich or Die Tryin' and Righteous Kill.

Ferdinand, who recently said he had wanted to be an actor if football had not worked out for him, is no stranger to the showbusiness world after a previous foray into TV with his show "World Cup Wind-Ups" before the 2006 tournament in Germany.

He also recently took over for a day at BBC Radio 1Xtra where he co-hosted a show and played some of his favourite records.

The 30-year-old, who has set up his own record label, counts 50 Cent among his celebrity friends. Three years ago the American star was even joined by Ferdinand and his team-mate Wayne Rooney on stage at the MEN Arena in Manchester.

Cole, meanwhile, is married to Girls Aloud star and X-Factor judge Cheryl.



Gonzalo Higuaín sprained his left ankle and Wesley Sneijder strained his right triceps in Satuday's match against Recreativo Huelva. Both players will undergo further tests over the next several hours to determine the exact severity and recovery protocol of each injury.

Still TERRIFIED for Gonzo. =/

Spain // Casa Batlló

The other hot Fernando.

So, I've been a fan of Athletic Bilbao for almost half my life now, and I figured I'd spread the Athletic love in the form of one of its star players, Fernando Llorente Torres. Tall (6'5"!!), blonde, and gorgeous, he was born in Pamplona, making him elegible to play for both Athletic and the Euskal Herria national team (which has no official standing due to UEFA and FIFA rulings), although he grew up in La Rioja, a province known for its wine. He is also the Spanish male reverse-parallel-alternate universe version of me.

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So, that's Athletic Bilbao in a nutshell. :) Without further ado, I give you a non-dial-up friendly picspam of Fernando Llorente Torres.

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This took me much longer than it was supposed to, and I hope you all enjoyed it. :)
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  • c0rrine

eeeyeeyno eeeyeeeNOOOOOOO!!!!


Celebrity Big Brother babe Dani enjoyed a big match special with Liverpool and Holland ace Ryan Babel last weekend—just as we revealed her lover DJ Ironik had been playing away.

A friend blew the whistle on Scouser Danielle’s end-to-end sex with the striker at a trendy five-star hotel in London’s Mayfair. And she revealed:

“Following five failed flings with footballers Danielle vowed NEVER again. But. . . she just can’t help herself, she finds the sport dead sexy.

“Danielle first met Ryan when she was home in Liverpool a while back and was attracted to his shy side. He’s the strong silent type and she liked that.

“But when he does speak she she goes mad for his accent. Danielle’s a sucker for a foreign accent, even though it’s nearly as difficult to understand as hers! Mind you, making conversation wasn’t the major thing on either of their minds last Saturday night.

“They’d obviously planned to get together because Danielle was hanging around the hotel bar with all of us waiting for something to happen.

“She looked a bit nervous and was necking back the champagne.

“Then when Ryan turned up, they disappeared off to his room straight away.”

As the randy pair kicked off the action upstairs, across London News of the World presses were thundering through the night, breaking news of cheating DJ Ironik’s secret affair with wannabe model Lacey Taylor.

Her partying pal told us: “Danielle didn’t look at all bothered when she surfaced on Sunday and found out what Ironik had been up to.

“She just seemed a bit tired after the night she’d had with Ryan.
In fact she simply said good riddance to Ironik and wasn’t that fussed.

“The truth is she’s fancied Ryan for a while and it wasn’t the first time they’d met either—although it was the first that anything really happened.”

Sports lover Danielle—a 24-year-old ex Miss England—is now in a league of her own with soccer conquests.

She’s had enough talent through her hands to man a five-a- side squad, with a spare on the bench in case of unforeseen injury, like groin strain. First in the line-up was England and Manchester United legend TEDDY SHERINGHAM for almost two years before Danielle scoring with England striker JERMAIN DEFOE.



I Just Died a Little Inside


City To Launch £60m Bid For John Terry

Manchester City's owners have agreed to fund a mammoth offer for Chelsea captain John Terry, according to reports from England...

While The Sun reports that Luiz Felipe Scolari is intent on taking Robinho from Eastlands, its Sunday sister claims that Mark Hughes has asked his bosses to launch an equally ambitious raid on Stamford Bridge.

The News of the World puts forth that the City manager has told Shiekh Mansour, who fronts the Abu Dhabi United Group (ADUG), that Terry is the best defender in the world.

Hence, as the Arab owners are determined to transform the Sky Blues into the best team on the planet, Mansour has agreed to bankroll an astonishing £60 million bid for the England skipper.

It is understood that City will offer Terry a contract worth around £10 million per season, which would make him the best-paid footballer in the world.

The likelihood of the 27-year-old leaving London for a highly ambitious yet inconsistent club in the North West remains extremely remote, especially considering his status as a die-hard Blue.

However, with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich growing cautious in light of the global financial crisis, the club's big-spending ways have been put on hold for a while - although the recent reports of Robinho's impending switch would seem to suggest otherwise.

This is probably total BS and he would never leave Chelsea, but just the thought makes me sick to my stomach.
  • biznass


Real Madrid Honing In On Rafa Benitez

The News of the World reports that Real Madrid have singled out Rafael Benitez, the Liverpool manager, as their preferred replacement for the under-fire Bernd Schuster...

Schuster is hanging by a thread at the Bernabeu as his side continue to stutter in the Primera Division, which once more appears to be under the rule of an electric Barcelona outfit.
Last night's narrow win over Recreativo de Huelva keeps los Merengues within striking distance of their Catalan rivals, if only temporarily, and may well see their German coach live to fight another day.
Any further hiccoughs from here on in could see Schuster ousted, as it is believed the Real board are thought to have revived their interest in a long-term target.
Benitez has been on his former employers' radar ever since leading Liverpool to Champions League glory in 2005 - perhaps even earlier, as he led Valencia to a pair of La Liga crowns prior to his England switch.
The Spaniard has rebuffed the Blancos' advances thus far as he is determined to see out his vision at Anfield, which encompasses a complete overhaul of the youth and reserves teams.
And with the Reds currently flying higher than they have ever flown during the last decade in the Premier League, it would be a huge shock if Benitez jumped ship to rejoin Real.
However, contract talks are yet to enter full swing after months of discussion, and Rafa's relationship with Liverpool's American owners remains tense.
A dodgy offer from Tom Hicks and George Gillett could see Benitez heading straight to John Lennon Airport, but certainly not until the end of what appears a hugely promising season.

lol quoting notw