November 17th, 2008

awooo waka waka espagna
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next post:: schuster gets sacked




THIS BETTER BE THE SECOND LAST SCHUSTER POST EVER ON THIS COMMUNITY
if i have to wake up to another schuster post again, i will slice a bitch.


Schuster has one game to save job


Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster will be given one match to save his job when club directors meet today, after being beaten 1-0 by Valladolid on Saturday -- the current champions' third loss in four games.

"The defeats have come in different competitions," Schuster said afterwards as if that meant the run did not count. In the eyes of some the fact that Real Madrid have spread their poor form across three tournaments only makes matters worse.


read on




dear santa iker,
i hav been a guti girl this season
all i want next game is 4 u 2 concede every gol
plz do badly so pooster can be sacked 1nce & 4all

con cariño,
corrinho
sergio: king

Real Madrid's Sporting Direct Pedja Mijatovic press conference

"Schuster and the team have our full support"

Realmadrid.com / Translation by Michael J. O'Donnell

Real Madrid's Sporting Director, Pedja Mijatovic, gave a press conference on Monday 17 November at the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium. He talked about the team's current situation and gave Bernd Schuster a vote of confidence.

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ugh, i donut think schuster's going aaanywhere. i mean, maybe mijatovic is just blowing smoke out of his ass, but i don't know. i do hate how raúl is blamed for everything though, that's damn annoying.

what do you guys honestly think is wrong with them? the game on saturday was just so WEIRD.
he's big and he's fucking hard
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germany v england was supposed to be fun




the entire england squad faking sick

6 of england's key players are missing wednesday's friendly against germany.

John Terry: foot injury. 50/50 chance of showing up at berlin +
Rio Ferdinand: back injury during training +
Frank Lampard: rib injury +
Steven Gerrard: damaged thigh muscle +
Wayne Rooney: chest infection/calf strain +
David Beckham: not called due to lack of fitness +

EDIT: ALSO REPORTED TO BE ABSENT
Wes Brown, Ashley Cole, and Emile Heskey
hahahaha
vic
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I THINK I MIGHT BE DEAD

Inter Milan striker Ibrahimović wins Player of the Year in Sweden




STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Inter Milan striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic won the Player of the Year award in Sweden on Monday to become the first ever to win the prize three times.
"Third time's a charm," the 27-year-old Ibrahimovic said at the Swedish football federation's annual televised gala. "Now it feels like I have been written into the history books."
A native of Malmo, Ibrahimovic has scored seven goals in 12 matches for Inter Milan. He also scored two goals for Sweden at the 2008 European Championship.
"Zlatan is a unique representative of Swedish football at the very highest level," the prize jury said. "With technique and character he has created a space for himself both in the world elite and in Swedish football history."
Ibrahimovic, who has played for Juventus, Ajax and Malmo FF, also won the award for best forward and the honourable mention, selected by the public. That award was presented to him by Pele, who won his first World Cup in Stockholm in 1958.
"It feels fantastic," Ibrahimovic said. "I feel a little bit like Pele today actually."
Umea defender Frida Ostberg received won the best female player award.
source.

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ETA: VIDEO OF HIS ACCEPTANCE
IGGY PAWP CHAIRMAN MEOW

It's the most Vanderfull time of the year


SECRET SANTI





On the first day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
A sex dream about Stevie G

On the second day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the third day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the fourth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the fifth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Five Puyi curls!
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the sexth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the seventh day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the eigth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Eight Kates a-fapping,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the ninth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Nine ballers dancing,
Eight Kates a-fapping,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the tenth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Ten Crispis tanning,
Nine ballers dancing,
Eight Kates a-fapping,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Eleven sex tapes a-leaking,
Ten Crispis tanning,
Nine ballers dancing,
Eight Kates a-fapping,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
And a sex dream about Stevie G

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
San Iker gave to me,
Twelve plaster casts of his nose,
Eleven sex tapes a-leaking,
Ten Crispis tanning,
Nine ballers dancing,
Eight Kates a-fapping,
Seven Zlatan bulges,
Six hot magazine spreads,
Five Puyi curls,
Four suited Xabis,
Thierry, French man,
Two pregnant WAGs,
AND A REALLY REALLY LONG RE-WRITTEN CHRISTMAS CLASSIC PENNED BY YOURS TRUULYYYY





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