July 28th, 2008

rm » hala madreeeed ♥

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Ja, second post tonight, but this is necessary.

How do Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger love each other? Let us count the ways:

1. They have matching nicknames.
2. When I accidentally typed "schwinski" into Google, it came back with: Did you mean: schweinski?
3. When I told Google that I did mean Schweinski, I got 30 pages of results. All of them were relevant.
4. I was still finding good pictures of them 40 fucking pages into a Google image search.
5. Poldi actually had to deny his "marriage" with Schweini. (Scroll down a little.)
6. HE HAD TO DENY HIS "MARRIAGE". COME ON.
7. Not only that, he was lying about the details of their non-marriage, specificially when he said that they never went out together. I have photographic evidence. Huh huh huh.
8. Which leads us to this picspam.


OIC, Poldi, you guys are just colleagues.

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I am so spent. Schweinski > all, and you can't convince me otherwise.