How do Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger love each other? Let us count the ways:
1. They have matching nicknames. 2. When I accidentally typed "schwinski" into Google, it came back with: Did you mean: schweinski? 3. When I told Google that I did mean Schweinski, I got 30 pages of results. All of them were relevant. 4. I was still finding good pictures of them 40 fucking pages into a Google image search. 5. Poldi actually had to deny his "marriage" with Schweini. (Scroll down a little.) 6. HE HAD TO DENY HIS "MARRIAGE". COME ON. 7. Not only that, he was lying about the details of their non-marriage, specificially when he said that they never went out together. I have photographic evidence. Huh huh huh. 8. Which leads us to this picspam.