July 27th, 2008

smh

BREAKING NEWS: CRISTIANO FAILS AT LIFE

new kiss & tell and i was highly amused by this tidbit:

At the end of the night Iran-born Niki ended up in Ronaldo's suite at the swish Beverly Hills Hotel.

She smiled: "We were just chatting at first. I told him he was my favourite footballer in the world and Liverpool's Fernando Torres was second. He didn't look too pleased about this though and seemed to roll his eyes when I mentioned Torres.


too bad, too sad, douche bag.

sauce: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2707_ronaldo.shtml
Dahveed - Srsly?
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So everyone knows about Xabi transfers and Cesc transfers BUT AT THIS POINT ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS WHO WILL SAVE MY FAVORITE BB, DAHVEED VILLA FROM THE SUCKAGE THAT IS VALENCIA.

AND AT THIS POINT IT'S NOT LIVERPOOL, (FUCK YOOOU LEERPOOL SAVE HIIMM) AND IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE REAL MADRID.

Yeah, I thought the rumors had stopped but they haven't :|

Spurs Agree Keane Fee With Liverpool - EURO 2008 Star Villa Offer Imminent

Tottenham Hotspur are believed to have reached an agreement with Liverpool for Irish International Robbie Keane, which will in turn allow Spurs to make an offer for EURO 2008 star David Villa at Valencia, according to reports.

Liverpool have been chasing 28-year-old Keane all summer, with Reds boss Rafa Benitez reportedly ready to finally be bringing the forward to Anfield in a £18million five-year deal worth £80,000-a-week to the former Inter Milan man.
Spurs manager Juande Ramos is expected to use the transfer windfall to make an immediate offer for Los Che sensation David Villa, who was recently the top-scorer at EURO 2008. Villa’s agent has already confirmed that his client is a fan of the style of play at White Hart Lane and feels that Valencia will be open to letting Villa leave the Mestalla.

Ramos is unlikely to have let Keane go to Anfield without some form of deal being already in place for Villa, with it thought that an offer in the region of £20million (€25.4m), could be enough to land the Spaniard, though Valencia will be reluctant to let Villa leave for less than £25million (€31.7m).

Earlier this week Villa’s agent Jose Luis Tarmargo revealed that Villa is excited about Tottenham.

“David likes London and likes how Tottenham play with Juande Ramos,” Tamargo said.

“This is a club that excites him.”

I COULD EXCITE HIM IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN? EY?

Also:
Real Madrid interested in Van der Vaart and Villa

(AS - spanish) Real Madrid's plan B is to get Dahveed if they can't get C.Ronaldo even though Soriano, the manager of Valencia, said they weren't going to sell Dahveed Villa. (Thanks to thewaterlillies for link and translation :c !)

CHOOSE VILLA OVER RONALDO. LAST TIME I CHECKED Spain WON AND RONALDO WAS TOO BUSY GIVING HIMSELF SKIN CANCER.


I donut like all of this CONFUSING FUCKERY
IGGY PAWP CHAIRMAN MEOW

Transfers Schmansfurs

XABI BABY YOU ARE SAFE! :')
If Arcescnal continues to suck then Fapregas might skip off to RM... yes pls



In far more pressing news,
hey look kate is making a post not about spaniards

¿FAP or CRAP?
Huh/huh.



This is Nikita Rukavytsya. What? Exactly. From here on out, he will be referred to as Ho-tential Hotpance #1.
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Next up on the docket...

This is Benny Feilhaber.
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Ooer, and Nando is back in Lee-erpool.
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Real Madrid's playing some Austrian gits... tonight? Now? Have I missed it? Will it be streaming live on the internuts? I am so informed.
http://www.justin.tv/don_panda
ay ay ay