July 26th, 2008

Leo DiCaprio - lolz.

I HAD A CESC MOMENT.

You know how Cesc is all 'NO MUSHROOMS YA YA YA YA' and so on?

Well before the JoBros concert tonight [which I went into not a big fan and came out wanting to give my va-jay-jay as an offering] my friend and I stopped at Wendy's and I asked for a plain cheeseburger.

THERE WERE TOMATOES ON IT.

Like, I can't express to you this phobia I have of tomatoes. I get anxious when I see them and start to dry heave. But I thought to myself 'OMG CESC, MUSHROOMS OMG WHY IS THERE NO ONE HERE WHO UNDERSTANDS?'

i can not see dem. dey make me not 'see'.

ily cesc.
huh huh huh

ALL I DO IS POST ABOUT CESC

MAJOR XABI AND CESC SLASHING


"We are good friends and we talk a lot. When I first joined the national team as a teenager he already had 35 caps and so much experience.

"I was young and very shy but he helped me a lot and was always very nice to me. He put me at ease, helped me to relax. He sat and talked to me, invited me to his room to watch movies and in training always talked and encouraged me. He was fantastic to me."

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i totally read that with dirty thoughts. "invited me to his room?" oh ok
omg i also read somewhere that him and xabi chat online almost daily... cesc plz come chat with us


CESC PAID £3,000 TO HAVE HIS CHEST HAIRS REMOVED



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