I regret to inform the asexual gecko lizards of the world Lionel Messi is, in fact, an interney sex pervert
When was the last time you were solicited for sexual activity by a footballer?
What are your thoughts on Foreskin?
Ohhhhh yesssss, marvelous. Foreskin. I love Foreskin. These are his shoes, these are Foreskin shoes! These are his glasses!
AC MILAN? NAHHH, YAIR A BIT WEEAK IN YE MID-FIEELD