With appearances by other Chelsea boy toys.
So to draw you in:
Chelsea's new hopes show us they don't need dance lessions (and Chelsea's current hope shows us that they do)
Allow me to introduce the man who touches our boys with massage oil on a daily basis
Billy McCulloch, ladies and gentlemen!
Michael Ballack (being the caring and gentle man he is) shows us girls some self defence...
...against perverts holding big, circular objects.
And now a video where JT's answer is predictable, but Lampsy is more discreet.
And so ends my first post ever. I hope I did okay. Oh, if anything here has been posted before, I'm very sorry and will remove it.