Guess whos turning 30 today?
(this is far too old)
This biatch is waiting for you to send him his burfday kissez/messages/hugs/sex.
You my phone star and I'm happy when my lights flashin'
'Cause you on my receiver
He likes socializin wiv his hustlersss.
He also finks he's ganster...
Well, he is.
He likes to advertise for watches/pizza/clothes and supermarkets.
Omg this is the best advert ever. The faces are priceless.
Awkard poses are his speciality.
This bb hasnt even AGED.
Like not even one wrinkle.
He loves his horses more than a nine-year-old girl.
He says they're better than sex.
His children are the split image of him.
Actually, no wait, his chica.
His wife is also hawt.
Show this never aging bb your love.
he showed this grandma for her birthday.
why dont u?
Oh, and btw.
and here are some more, cos you can never have too much michael owen.
Okay, thats all i can be bothered to do.