Javier Zanetti's OCD. (bustedflush) wrote in ontd_football,
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A Certain German's Secret Gay Porn Career


I don't want to get anybody in trouble or anything, and I cannot reveal my sources, but did anyone see Bastian Schweinsteiger last summer? Cos this "Phillip Aubrey" gay porn actor guy (Most boring porn pseudonym ever, Bastian?) looks a whole lot like him. I'm just sayin.




The Alleged Phillip Aubrey: "Oh, yeah, do it to me, faceless porn costar."




Schweini: "STOP IT, THAT GUY LOOKS NOTHING ... Whoa, wait. He really does, actually."




TAPA: "Don't bother me, I'm being paid to pretend what I'm watching is really hot."




S: "I mean, damn. Maybe I do have a secret porn career, Imma have to check with my lady."




TAPA: "Well hello there, footballing identical twin. How you doin'?"




S: "Meantime, could I maybe get a copy of that video? You know, for research purposes? Or whatever?"
Tags: bastian schweinsteiger, if the footie career doesn't work out..., oh god please yes, pornography
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