"The young lad that has been in the papers a lot recently, Gael Kakuta. He's going to be some player and the Chelsea fans are going to enjoy watching him."
"I think Lamps [Frank Lampard] just on the strength that he reads The Times and the lads don't understand what's being said in that paper."
"Probably [Jose] Bosingwa. Often he's just in his own little world. We miss Shaun Wright-Phillips for this one to be fair! Sorry Wrighty!"
"It's gotta be [Michael] Essien hasn't it. You just wouldn't want to run into him when he's got the hump."
(Really Joey?? Looks like a big teddy bear to me...)
"Oh, John Mikel... John Mikel is the biggest moaner. Seriously if you pass him the ball and it's just a bit away, he looks at you as though you've just killed his family. "
"Definitely JT [John Terry] and Lamps. I think [Didier] Drogba will be a manager and [Michael] Ballack will definitely be a manager. There are a lot of international captains and I think the trend is that those sort of people with that type of character normally go into management."
(Future manager and right-hand man at Chelsea??)
"[Salomon] Kalou. I remember speaking to him and he likes country and western! I don't know whether I've dreamt that or not but he likes Dolly Parton and all that - he's going down that road!"
"John Mikel. We call him pumpkin for obvious reasons."
(I would've put him as pumpkin)
"Probably big Pete [Cech]. Just on the strength of some of the tracksuits I've seen him wearing recently. Because he's so tall they just don't fit him."
"Just Claude [Makélélé], he's still there. Powerful in the shower!"
(I knew there was a reason I hadn't seen you in a while Maka :/)
Interview taken from here.