Forlan: "I've got the tan. I've got the freakishly defined torso."
Forlan: "Shit, I've even got the expressionless pout. Someone, give me a cover!"
Ah, yessss. Flexing and airbrushed within an inch of his life. Check it out -- not a single hair on his entire torso.
(I feel really gross about this, but when I first saw these pictures, I was sure they were of Lapo Elkann.)
That is a handsome man, especially now that he's got a little age on his face.
These pictures are old, but they will ALWAYS BE AMAZING.
Zanetti: "Oh no, no airbrushing here ladies. These are my real abs. You like?"
Cordoba: *says not a word, just deploys the power of his amazing, giant nipples*
... Where are the shirtless, faux martial arts pictures of Forlan, For Men people?