(More excited about Liverpool: Aqui or the mascot?)
Since it appears no one is allowed to post anything not to do with Liverpool today, here's my official contribution.
Mascots: *get their game faces on*
Stevie G's mascot: *worships*
Carra's mascot: *is a little high strung*
Carra: "Aw, it's alright, little girl. I'll protect you."
Stevie G's mascot: "CARRA HAS COOTIES."
Carra's mascot: *feels a full-blown panic attack coming on*
Carra's mascot: *pees in her pants*
And, because bigger is always better, here are the kidlings in HQ:
This post, rather inexplicably, is brought to you by pissy, bearded Iker.