Cristiano is feeling down asking himself "why am I always so unlucky???"
Guti goes over and asks if he's sulking because he couldn't score in his last game.
Then Cristiano is like, "No! I was just plucking my eyebrows and accidentally made one bigger than the other! :("
Guti tries to console him and suggests he should look into the magic mirror. Ronaldo agrees but asks the it to be gentle because he has sensitive skin :P
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Cristiano: Mirror mirror, tell me - who is the player with the smoothest skin in the world?
Mirror: You, Cristiano.
Cristiano: Mirror mirror, who is the best looking forward in the league?
Mirror: You, Cristiano.
*then Guti takes a turn*
Guti: Mirror mirror, who has the blondest highlights in the league?
Mirror: Sergio Ramos
*back to Ronaldo*
Cristiano: Mirror mirror, who is the best player in the world?
- Messi appears in the mirror -
Messi: This... the mirror couldn't tell you, jijijijijijiji!!!!
This one I can't understand as well because a lot of it is in Catalan but it's about the new signing Chygrynsgsysgsyysytyyyyy and their game against Dynamo Kiev
and Crackovia Puyi has a Twatter, check it
twitter.com/carlespuyol