Third Round you know the drill.
Jens v. Torsten
basilxhallward: Jens. Torsten would never stand a chance against the fashion policing of Jens.
bunnysayboo: This can definitely only be solved as a battle of the machines -- so Hummer vs. Helicopter?
I'm going to go with the aerial weaponry.
torisaurusrex: Jens because he is crazy and might rip Torstens head off with his teeth.
Xabi v. Mario
torisaurusrex: Mario because I gave him an invincibility star, kthx.
basilxhallward: Mario. He would never be scared of mutant beard and that is Xabi's only true weapon.
bunnysayboo: You know the legitimacy of Smackdown is questioned simply for the fact that Xabi is in a cagefight.
That being said, I'm going with Mario simply because would Xabi fight?
Comrade v. Kaka
bunnysayboo: It's unfortunate there's no historical precedent or anything I can judge this by except the fact that Kaka looks sexy in glasses.
I guess I'm going to have to go with Arshavin, couldn't he get the Russian mob to help him out?
torisaurusrex: Kaká is bffls with JC, so he could get all of Comrades water turned into wine, and Comrade would get alcohol poisoning.
basilxallward: Kaka. He has too much divine intervention on his side to lose.