Chelsea vs. Tottenham
Have you scored yet today?
Ignoring all the injuries, handballs, and temporary blindness of the ref, this is what happened.
Cashley wants you to love him.
Why don't you love him?
A little less hatred and a little more love for him please.
He gives proper credit to his head for scoring.
Awe man-love in the crowd, and on the field.
At least the watermarks will give him a hug.
And so will everyone else at Chelsea.
After all, he is the perfect size for hugging.
No match would be complete without an update on Malouda's hair, while Ballack tries to hug everyone at once.
Ballack scores, is very impressive in all areas.
&hearts This goal celebration has succeeded in melting away part of my brain.
The only thing that would have made this better would be if more players had joined it.
They wait until things are more vertical.
Goal posts don't taste good.
But scoring goals sure is sweet.
Drogba is hungry for more.
So he decides to see how badges taste.
Tastes good man.
Other things happened too.
And there was some confusion as to whether or not it was a kung fu movie.
And then JT decides to melt some ovaries.
*Proper stretching required*
And we thank him for it.
Re-scaled for extra cuteness
This much cuteness lined up in a row, who can resist?