Second Round of the Quarterfinals. Let's get this show on the road.
Micha v. Ribery
basilxhallward: Micha will annihilate Ribery and not leave any trace of his previous existence.
bunnysayboo: A German vs. a Frenchman.?
I think history is on my side when I say that this may be a little unevenly matched.
But Ballack would obviously win this. What's 6' 3" of first loser rage compared to a diminutive 5' 7" winger?
torisaurusrex: Micha because historically, the French do not fare well in battle, plus Micha is capable of breaking peoples faces with his angry-German-man skills.
Carra v. Berbabarf
torisaurusrex: Carra because if he didn't win, he might burst an artery, and Berba is way too lazy to even throw a punch. Plus, Carra probably has a secret arsenal of sharpened hubcaps to throw at Mancys.
basilxhallward: Carra. Berba is too lazy to even try to match Carra's wrath. Hopefully Carra won't burst a blood vessel before the fight can even begin.
bunnysayboo: Thank god this isn't a rap battle, as I would be left with little understanding of what was actually trash talked. Not that this is relative to the actual fighting but it's an important point.
In my mind, I have a hard time envisioning the winner.
Here we have Carra. Carra is a fine laddie, who despite having an Everton tattoo plays for that other club. And he has no bellybutton, which is not only pretty badass but would make anyone a little jaded.
As for Berba well that's self-explanatory, as he is more lethargic than my stoner friends baked three sheets to wind.
So really what we have here is a conflict of two wills, opposite sides of a coin if you will.
Right what was the question?
Platonic Life Partner Tag Team v. Joey
~JT and Lampsy are the only previous pairing that tied and in the spirit of their friendship we decided to make them a tag team.~
bunnysayboo: Okay, let's clarify something. When I was stalling for this answer I was asked and I quote -- "so you aren't picking a winner for the orgy?"
My answer: John Terry and Frank Lampard.
Joey is obviously the third wheel in this relationship.
torisaurusrex: JT and Fronk. Joey's only weapon is JT, and sorry to say, but JT is going to stick to his spouse. Plus, JT and Fronk are both fit, whereas Joey is totally lacking match fitness.
basilxallward:I am going to have to go with JT and Lampsy because their combined forces could bring the strongest competitor down and let's face it Joey won't be that much of a challenge even if that fact hurts my heart.
Round 3 Battle of the Chelskis