STOKE CITY 1 - 2 CHELSEA
Spreading your legs open that far is just asking for trouble.
See, now gravity's deserted you.
And then it comes back with a vengeance (and with Drogba)
He could at least show off a little more thigh if he's going to be injured.
Cech only wishes his shoes matched his kit this well.
I'm willing to accept navy and mint neon green together, but never with blue shoes.
Take a moment to follow the ref's line of sight. Yeah, that's where I'd be looking too.
Kicking things constitutes the majority of the game.
Bosingwa really isn't sure how he ended up as the official B.O checker.
Never start your celebratory dance when there's still a few minutes left.
In the 94th minute Malouda finally got around to scoring.
In the 95th minute he regretted wearing red elastics around his calves
Fact: Ballack is the cuddliest Chelsea player, which is why group hugs center around him.
Lamps is happy.
Really really happy.
I think you see the pattern here.
Just as happy as before.
Please try not to stare at JT's crotch while he's celebrating.
He really doesn't appreciate it.
He uses teammate to try and block your view.
But doesn't do a good job of it.
Drogba's intensity level is nearing "Clothes Removal Stage"
He reached it.