We have made it to the first round of the quarterfinals! You know the rules by now: however there are no more ties. And no complaints about the match ups they were drawn from a hat to be fair.
Zlatan v. Marianne
basilxhallward: Zlatan, do still not know Zlatan?
Does there really need to be a reason?
torisaurusrex: Zlatan because he is the super-swede and as much as it pains me to say,Marianne ain't got shit on him.
Didi v. Squirtle
torisaurusrex: Squirtle because he can hydro pump the shit outta Drogba annd he has cheekbones that can kill.
basilxhallward: Didi. As much as this pains me, I think that Didi could massacre Squirtle.
Because not only could he shove it, with his theatrics he could totally fake Skrtel out.
Lahmi v. Rooney
Though Lahm has a Bavarian society undermining the Catholic Church along for the ride, sheer physicality would pummel Lahmi to the pitch. Even though he takes on defenders like three times his size.
torisaurusrex: Rooney because he is scary looking and Little Red Lahmi-hood will be scared/eaten by the big bad wolf
basilxallward:Poor Lahmi, Rooney would eat him alive without even breaking a sweat.