2)Look at these GQMFs right here:
This first person to .gif and/or icon this shit out of Benzema gets a giant, tasty prize.
ETA: c0rinne has provided pictorial evidence of the GQ-ness.
Bonus #4: HQ sprawing Torres and thumb-sucking Villa for the ladies.
... And that's all I've got. Please imagine the text in all kinds of glitter and giant fonts and whatnot.