Final prelim round. Sorry it wasn't up last week the heat killed my wireless and then my mouse died for a little bit. And sorry it was posted so late today; life has suddenly gotten a lot more busy.
Benny v. Sacha
basilxhallward: Sacha, Benny seems to be more of a lover than a fighter plus Sacha has more of an acquaintance with the red card.
bunnysayboo: Benny. Just because he's hot.
torisaurusrex: Benny because Sacha looks easier to break, and plus who wouldn't stop breathing after seeing/hearing Benny's rendition of "No Air".
Joey v. Tiny
torisaurusrex: Tie because they are both too tiny to do any real damage.
basilxhallward: Joey. He has JT in his corner and they could just run Tiny over on their next 4-wheeler adventure.
bunnysayboo: Tie because I was in Rite-Aid when Kelsey called me to get me to do these answers and I had nothing innovative to say as I was re-stocking my Hydroxycut and playing with South Park birthday cards.
DDR v. Micha
bunnysayboo: Michael Ballack because not only did he live under communist rule for a good half of his life time, but the other half was spent still being runner up. Basically there's no way he could lose.
torisaurusrex: DDR because even though Micha is a scary German Man, DDR has a fucking gladiator sword, what does Micha have? A bridesmaids dress?
basilxallward: This one is so hard. Both of them could fuck you up terribly easily. But in the end I think I have to go with Micha because he is so terribly hungry to win anything.