Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls this is Friday Night Smackdown. You know how it goes. There are going to be two more qualifying rounds after this and then we get to eliminations, or something, or whatever.
As always don't vote for who you want in your pants or who you wish would fall off the face of the earth, but who would kick ass.
KAKA V. INIESTA
Correction: the* forgive us, it was 2 AM.
torisaurusrex: Kaká. because if I'm feeling unknown and all alone, flesh and bony by the telephone, he'll lift up the receiver, make me a believer.
bunnysayboo: REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH-- Kaká.
basilxhallward: Kaká. Iniesta maybe a glowworm, but Kaká has Jesus on his side and would win every time.
Who would win this face-off?
LAHM V. NASRI
basilxhallward: Lahmi, because Richard III is a tragedy for a reason.
torisaurusrex: Lahm, because Nasri would get too distracted about fixing his hair and listening to french rap.
bunnysayboo: I guess we're agreeing with everything this week. Nevertheless let me tell you the tale of one of the most genuine and stick-by-the book-players turned into a total douche, after spending too much time in his basement plotting the take over of the entire German national team, while endorsing the BILD and attempting to grow facial hair.
The abbridged version: it was sad.
And Nasri reminds me of a bunny rabbit, and Lahm seems like the type to spear anything that gets in his way at this point. Et tu Brute?
Who would win this battle?
LAMPSY V. JT
torisaurusrex: Tie, because if they actually started fighting, they would get all ~*~*haawnee~*~ and start having wild angry buttsex, and would be a fanfic writers dream come true.
bunnysayboo: Are you sure that hasn't already been written?
Lampsy, simply because JT is dazzled by Lampsy; therefore Fronk would consequently blind him in the sunlight with the sparkles and would be able to throw the first punch. Although, because Lampsy is a sick masochistic lion he'd probably just take the punch thrown back at him.
Spoiler alert: This ends like Twilight, except without the violent impregnation of any of my footballers and the eating of pillows.
basilxhallward: Tie. They would just hug it out. Their bromance is too epic for them to even thinking about throwing a punch.
Who would win this lover's tiff?
Don't be afraid!