ontd_football

ONTD FOOTBALL

Appreciating the sport and the fine men who play it!

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"I can't help it que soy rico, guapo y un gran jugador."
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Football, futbol, soccer... WHATEVER! We dig it.
There's just something about the combination of sweat, thighs, passion, thighs of thunder, abs of steel, sweat, thighs, and, uh, thighs...

If you enjoy the finer things in life (that include but are not limited to) ie attractive men, beasts of hunk, waxing, dreamboats, Sex Gods, hot WAGs, hot tamales, saucy studs, Blowers of the Cosmic Horn and Provokers of the Red Bottom, HELLO! You are in the right place. Enjoy. I'll be right back with our drink menu.

Bring it onneth, come one, come all - give ye us all yer picspams and yer thighpreciation.


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Rules are for poo poo heads, but fireel;
We love you.
A lot.
We'd love for you to post.
A lot!
Photos, articles, interviews, life stories, stalking results, blood types, favourite Gatorade flavour, hot goss, and so on, blah blah, whatever, it's all fiiieeerce.
Just please tag and source yer shit accordingly! And no fic, there are other places on LJ for that. (and also read this before posting)


Have fun, babies. If you can't handle the heat of waxing (hur hur) poetic about Fernando Torres' freckles, Sergio Ramos' abs, Cristiano Ronaldo's manicure, and Gigi Buffon's manlove... well, jeez, get outta the kitchen!

Those suffering from rectal-cranial inversion and general lack-of-sense-of-humour (I'm looking at you, Sally Serious!) will be subject to snickering, mocking, and mucho giggling-about!


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WOOOO YEAH! We do AIM chats! They're ridiculous and you might pee with laughter and general giddiness so bust out your Depends.
Come hang out in ontdfootball.
Seriously. It's rioutous.


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If you've got any clever questions, sexual propositions, concerns, issues (the answer is 4"+ heels, always.), and/or suggestions for some good pun, feel free to pester a mod. Especially iateyourhotdog. Because she is half-Korean.
Comments/requests/suggestions/whatevers regarding graphics direct to readvacancy, and she will try to accommodate.


New to the nutsy? Lost like a Dahveed without a Dahveed? Dazed like a Diego and confused like a Capel?

Try browsing our extensive and magnificent tag collection.



CARLOTA FABREGAS aka CESC'S SISTER ♥s US


and we also do player interviews!!!

Q&A with Xavi Torres of CF Malaga
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_football/1425023.html

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