sapient_pear ([info]sapient_pear) wrote in [info]ontd_football,
2009-04-27 10:11:00
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Arshavin bbs

This picspam will answer all of your most important questions about Arshavin, like how big are his shoes compared to a pear, and what sort of doors does he have.








Why, you've happened to catch Arsha sitting on a couch with a random person, he tends to do this a lot. This is how he prepared to watch Arsenal play.


If you so choose, you can sit in the same seat Arsha once sat in. Or, if you can, travel back in time and stalk him.


Has to put a jacket on so he doesn't catch a cold.


But no one tells him which hat he should wear.


You are now seeing the world from Arsha's point of view.


Don't you hate it when children get in the way?




He arrives home only to find that the cameras are still there.


Wifey is in the kitchen making some superior Russian food.


Good time for the internet.


The internet is awesome, wonder if he's on ontd_fb.


Arsha is checking the Guinness Book of World records to make sure he still hold the title of wearing the most Arsenal badges at once.


Let's make judgments based off of his kitchen.


Wifey goes out to the pub like a normal person to watch Arsha play.


She also engages in slightly less normal activites.


Hey a parade, and a child that will soon be larger than her.


She's rather fond of pink.


It's her 'causual internet user' look.


Lurpak is a Danish dairy company so that it most likely a giant tub of butter--- Look at them they are adorable!!!


Arsha's going to get some new toys.


The trampoline is being considered.


Oh hey, look a sunroom.


Look at it some more.


And look a door, I told you there would be doors.


As if you haven't gathered enough information to find his house already here's his backyard.


Adorable things happen in backyards.


However, in order for adorable things to happen, backyards must be properly swept.




For all you paying close attention that is the same broom that was in the kitchen.


Adorable things can also happen inside.




Even the youngest baby is learning to use the internet.


There's no concise way to end this, so I'll just give you these baby pics and hope you don't mind.


Tags: andrei 'lol' arshavin, picspam, sapientspams

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[info]remedness

April 27 2009, 14:19:20 UTC 3 years ago



Awww!
And the pics with the kid!
I should hate him bacause of the match against us, but he's quite ok...
Wifey looks so young!

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:21:53 UTC 3 years ago

They look like little babies.

And yes, that kid is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

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[info]gogoabroad

April 27 2009, 14:23:39 UTC 3 years ago

Oh god...the baby's really adorable!!!

[info]oui_janine

April 27 2009, 14:26:04 UTC 3 years ago

Aaawwwwww.... awwwww some more. I love him, IDC what anyone else says, or however many people hate him. He has a normal looking house too, it's not Hello! magazined like the Gerrard residence or anything. It is a mess and they drink beer and leave bottles lying about and I heart that.

Plus Bubbas in Arsenal shirts are complete and utter love.

[info]oui_janine

April 27 2009, 14:27:18 UTC 3 years ago

btw, where are these images from??

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[info]tasheila

April 27 2009, 14:26:10 UTC 3 years ago

they're so strange, i love them.

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he seriously looks like the guy in the hannah montana movie, lolol.

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[info]casi_casi

April 27 2009, 14:27:50 UTC 3 years ago

OMG LOL, this post cracked me up. The pics of the wife with the broom, haha!

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:36:35 UTC 3 years ago

IDK but to me it looks like she's going to start singing at any second in the broom pictures. She looks like a normal person who's hanging out at home sweeping things, which is awesome.

[info]julialonso

April 27 2009, 14:32:12 UTC 3 years ago

Ahhhh I love it! Thanks for posting!

Arshavin is adorable!! Lovely family!!!!
Amazing how some photos can tell much about someone!
I love him moreeeee <333333

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:40:34 UTC 3 years ago

I just think it's pretty amazing that they're letting people take photos of them doing all of these things.

[info]mrs_obsessive

April 27 2009, 14:32:42 UTC 3 years ago

my mom would kill for that kitchen

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:37:12 UTC 3 years ago

I'll tell the Arshavins to lock their doors.

[info]scouselucas

April 27 2009, 14:35:07 UTC 3 years ago

This picspam will answer all of your most important questions

is that a pear shaped apple?

xoxo

♥

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:37:51 UTC 3 years ago

It's a pear shaped pear.

[info]silver_stars_22

April 27 2009, 14:35:11 UTC 3 years ago

i ♥ your picspams, the captions are always hilarious..

For all you paying close attention that is the same broom that was in the kitchen.
LOL, you're so observative..

and omg, that kid is adorable!!


[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:38:39 UTC 3 years ago

I think they have a younger daughter too, but she apparently didn't participate in the photo-taking fun.

[info]art_blake

April 27 2009, 14:46:49 UTC 3 years ago

Thank you for the pics, they are adorable!
I must admit, when I first saw Julia (I think that is his wife name), I didn't like her very much, but she looks so sweet in these pics (ok, apparently my love for everything Russian is spreading veeery wide). And his son! He is so tall already!! And so-so-so cute!
Just...why is she posing with the broom?? Almost every picture you see her in, she's either cooking, tidying up or is with the kids...kinda dislike that image.

(Ok, that was enough Arshavin squee for a month)

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 14:53:19 UTC 3 years ago

She does things other than tidy the house, but that's where all of the pictures were taken so you only get a narrow view of what she does.

She's posing with the broom because the flowers were really pretty and what not, it doesn't have to make sense.

[info]c0rrine

April 27 2009, 14:50:03 UTC 3 years ago

yes

YES!

[info]dothebadthing

April 27 2009, 14:58:07 UTC 3 years ago

aww that kid is adorable
too much arsenal stuff though

[info]ancient_arch

April 27 2009, 15:08:55 UTC 3 years ago

That little boy is so cute!!!

[info]ytumamatb

April 27 2009, 15:10:15 UTC 3 years ago

omg i'm awwwing so bad right now. se me corre el rimel, chicas! this is too adorable for me, n i love how his WAG is not famous at all, cause if Vicky went to a pub... hmmm she'd not get out of there in one piece.
have fuckies *fuckies*

[info]lokandkey

April 27 2009, 22:58:38 UTC 3 years ago

posh would never be photographed holding a broom or cooking food in the kitchen. it would ruin her ~image~.

[info]sol_superstar

April 27 2009, 15:11:19 UTC 3 years ago

That house is fucking lush especially seeing as it's in London. Shows how much he gets paid.

His wife looks like a cross between my Auntie and Nikki from Big Brother.

Also, a stupid point but http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8058/a35.jpg that's a portable dvd player not a computer.

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 16:01:16 UTC 3 years ago

Yeah I noticed that too, but let's pretend it's a computer so my caption still makes sense.

[info]ipomoea

April 27 2009, 15:12:51 UTC 3 years ago

Cute tiny family! Their kid is already half as tall as they are, lol.

[info]fragrants

April 27 2009, 15:13:45 UTC 3 years ago

I love how he wears Arsenal merchandise at home. Like the polo tops and stuff. And aw at his family. That's so adorable. I think I just fell in love with our little Russian even more <3

[info]c0rrine

April 27 2009, 15:18:35 UTC 3 years ago

i love his babby

[info]basilxhallward

April 27 2009, 15:52:13 UTC 3 years ago

Learn to spell, jeez.

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[info]londongirl14

April 27 2009, 16:00:04 UTC 3 years ago

awwww thank you ♥

[info]ballischiq

April 27 2009, 16:25:28 UTC 3 years ago

Aww thanks for this, I always enjoy your picspams and commentaries! The pictures are adorable! ♥

[info]niiine

April 27 2009, 16:40:59 UTC 3 years ago

I love the house !
Wifey and bb are cute. But i still want to beat the crap out of him every time i see his face... I need to work on my resentment.

[info]malinowy

April 27 2009, 17:22:35 UTC 3 years ago

Aaawww. That´s pretty much all I can think of. I love you for doing these posts, especially because your captions are made of win.

His boy is still adorable. Wonder when we get to see his dauhgter... And to me they seem like normal people :) And I also want to have a garden like that. Yeah, more reasons to love him.

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[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 17:52:51 UTC 3 years ago

At least he's safer than other fathers:

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[info]serpent_849

April 27 2009, 17:51:24 UTC 3 years ago

i just hope these 'adorable things' don't lead to anything XD when i was 6 my father played with me like that and i ended up banging into the door with my head. ouch. and with their door it would be even less nice 0_o

[info]sapient_pear

April 27 2009, 18:17:17 UTC 3 years ago

You should have deleted this post I commented on the other :P

So yeah, see above for comment.
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