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Premier League


Featured Matches

Arsenal 2- 0 Hull City

This was pretty much the crux of the match. Alexis HANDBALLED the goal into the net. The linesman told Clattenburg (the best referee in the worldTM), but he gave the goal to Arsenal anyway. For bottom teams, they never get the right decisions against Arsenal

Sanchez used TWO handballs against Hull, and Arsenal won the three points. That doesn't seem fair.

Manchester United 2- 0 Watford

Mata out here dictating the field

Martial's parents have supposedly moved in with him in Manchester to give him support. Them and his new gf. Supposedly his agent is agitating for a move, but Mou is all, "Don't listen to your agent, listen to ME."

Watched the highlights of this match, and DDG showed his QUALITY.

Man United ONE point off the top four. The Promised Land of CL football

Liverpool 2- 0 Tottenham

Mané, I'm so, so, so glad you're back *sobs brokenly* We have a chance. But then, again, it was a top six team. Liverpool only gets out of bed for top six teams. Any lower, and you have a chance, darling

YOU EBON SKINNED BEAUTY, YOU. REFLEXES RAZOR SHARP AND DEVASTING, YASSS.

Firmino outchere breaking ankles. Where are the Spurs' players, you ask? Well, they were distinctly anonymous in the game. So, you know, like game like pictures. Ben Davies had a shocking game though. Displace Danny Rose? I think not

Bundesliga

Featured Matches
Ingolstadt 0- 2 Bayern

Those are really bad tats

'Cause all I do is win win win/And if you goin' in put your hands in the air/Make 'em stay there Read more: DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Darmstadt 2- 1 Borussia Dortmund

That's it. Truly. Honestly. That's the match

La Liga

Featured Matches
The letter of the day in La Liga yesterday was L. L is for LEGBREAK!
Osasuna 1 - 3 Real Madrid

Kroos and co are back to the summit of La Liga

No, no, no, I'm NOT posting a picture of that legbreak, so here's a picture of Ronaldo instead. This how you know jp is at her wit's end, because I don't normally post Ronaldo or that Welsh's guy's face

For those who follow RM news. Why does Zizou want a new goalie? Over here, Zizou's been linked with wanting DDG or Courtois to come in between RM's sticks. Wait... that sounds filthy. Hush, it's that time of day

Alaves 0- 6 Barcelona

Blimey at that score

Messi messing people up as usual

Again, sorry when the score is this high, you don't see much of the opposing team

Wait, is that a sponsor's strip across someone's butt ?

D'awww of the day

This little tyke, Bradley Lowery suffers from a rare kind of cancer, and it's untreatable to the point of terminal now, but he's been visited by various footballers to soften somewhat the pain of being terminally ill

OP: Done! Cheers, jeers and the rest of it. I'm dressed, waiting on a silver of good weather so I can go running. You KNOW THE DRILL! Any missing tags, fill them in, please?
Tags: club: arsenal, club: barcelona, club: bayern munich, club: borussia dortmund, club: crystal palace fc, club: everton, club: liverpool fc, club: manchester united, club: real madrid, club: stoke city fc, club: tottenham hotspur, club: watford fc, club: west ham
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