my phone came up with the alert "carlos bocanegra in ESPN body issue" and i dieeeeeed captain fantastic he is
also omg if this is true then forever happiness for me!!! if this is true then that also means i will be seeing him ~live~ in boston omg i've already decided i'm going to stake out the liverpool practice at harvard pleeeeeease be trueeeee
I love Boca and I think he's one of the hottest guys in football - and I barely gave a fuck about his photoshoot today. WAY TOO BUSY OGLING ABBY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
HOLY CRAP.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP.
HER BODY. THOSE PHOTOS. HER MUSCLES. HER LEGS, HER ARMS, HER SHOULDERS, HER BACK. HER PROPORTIONS AND STRENGTH. ALSO THE GLOWING GOLDEN SKIN DJSIOJESIRJOESEIWA.
THE SHEER SUPERHUMAN SCALE OF EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.
it's a weird thing to say but i like the way they shot these, where you can tell it's about showing off how in shape they are and less about the pronz (though those are obvs nice too)
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huh
i'm just... gonna take a cold shower
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captain fantastic he is
also omg if this is true then forever happiness for me!!! if this is true then that also means i will be seeing him ~live~ in boston omg
i've already decided i'm going to stake out the liverpool practice at harvard
pleeeeeease be trueeeee
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Carlos is okay too.
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July 11 2012, 01:03:31 UTC 10 months ago
Boca doesn't do shit for me. lol
July 11 2012, 01:09:37 UTC 10 months ago
lol, same. I was like, "Uh, okay." I mean it's a nice body, but...
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HOLY CRAP.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP.
HER BODY. THOSE PHOTOS. HER MUSCLES. HER LEGS, HER ARMS, HER SHOULDERS, HER BACK. HER PROPORTIONS AND STRENGTH. ALSO THE GLOWING GOLDEN SKIN DJSIOJESIRJOESEIWA.
THE SHEER SUPERHUMAN SCALE OF EVERYTHING ABOUT HER.
ABBY.
OH MY GOD.
July 11 2012, 02:19:06 UTC 10 months ago
On my fifteenth visit to ogle Abby I finally noticed Boca...and I promptly went back to ogling Abby.
like, no offence boy - but that's some competition.
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ALSO HIS HIPBONES. HIS HIPBONES.
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abby, do WERK girl. do. werk.
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