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17 October 2011 @ 07:31 pm
Picspam with shiz I stole from tumblr time!  
You are about to enter a zone of unadulterated sexiness. Go grab a towel and an energy drink baby. This post gon' work you guuud!

So let me start by say that though I am a Madridista and this post will mostly be pics of players from Real Madrid, they aren't the ONLY footballers that I want to bone like. So, I'll be doing posts on some other players later (I'll even do a Barca post so that no one gets their mammaries in a knot). Enjoy.







Ok so seriously, tumblr has made me fall in love with Mesut. He's cute and quiet and a damn good player. Also, I love his bitchface. Who doesn't love a good bitch face?

So I have a confession to make. I don't know if I want to have the sex with Cristiano Ronaldo or not... See, when I see pics like this:



and this:



I'm like heeeeeey! ...But then I see something like this:



and I'm like



Help me out here people. Should I permanently add CR7 to the spank bank or keep it to a situation to situation basis kind of thing?

Someone who's been in the spank bank forever:



Karim Benzema is my baby daddy. No really. We're gonna get married and adopt so many bbs one day. SHUT UP YES WE ARE!



I mean look at that up there. He's so gansta with it! ...and his insatiable lipses! OMG!!!





So hot...

Wait wait wait. I can't BELIEVE I skipped over Kaka. Wtf am I thinking here? Everyone knows Cris goes next to Kaka.



This dude is simply too precious for this world!



So sexy and he probably doesn't even know it or think so!



I mean look at this smile!





He's too perfect tbh. Maybe he's into weird shit in bed...I mean there has to be SOMETHING wrong with him.

Next up we have the Dynamic Duo. I personally call them Pinky and The Brain, but they're better known as Alvaro and Raul.



They are always together.



Always.



No seriously:



I mean...if I didn't KNOW any better:



Oh come ON NOW!



To be fair they do hang out with other people sometimes...









but its just not the same:



There can't be a post like this without Redbone himself, Mr Xabi Alonso!

Xabi is every woman, Ok? Its all in him.



He's Classy



He's Sexy



He's Sassy



He's Adorable



He's Scruffy



and he is not having any of your bullshit. THANK YOU.



And of course we can't leave out Sergio!



...That's not Sergio...



THAT'S NOT EITHER! WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?



Ugh, FINALLY! Thank you! asshole

Here he is being sexy with Xabi!



Here he is staring off into space thinking about washing his hair and eating oats while Raul dazzles us with his rippling abdominals...damn...



Sergio has some dazzling assessts of his own though!



And he'd be an amazing stripper:



Here he is fighting with some stranger bitch. Idk, who the fuck this is...



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It was a JOKE Fernando! JFC, pop a Midol son!



That's better.

Finally, We have Iker Casillas. San Iker. El Hefe. Iker es mi hombre, you know. You have also now seen the extent of my spanish. Here's some pics to fap to! :D





















Ok so I know what you're thinking. Where is Marcelo...? Not enough Higuain tbh. What about Pepe? Omg Coentrao THOUGH! That's what YOU'RE for homie! Post pics of your fave Blanco. Not a Madridista? POST WHOEVER YOU LIKE! This post is an excuse to perv and party. HAVE FUN!

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Say you don't want it: 9untilsally on October 17th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC)
Aw, you let Nando come over to play : )
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I'd fit right in the middle there pretty perfectly...
Say you don't want it: Jjong tongueuntilsally on October 17th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
Loving me some lanky old scouser
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Re: Loving me some lanky old scouser - untilsally on October 18th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
rhopsodyrhopsody on October 17th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
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zparklemotionzparklemotion on October 18th, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
~smooth criminal~
Laurenblackjedii on October 18th, 2011 12:01 am (UTC)
pfffshhh

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◕‿◕perligata on October 18th, 2011 12:08 am (UTC)
just when I was getting my groove on to Mats you ruin it with a big dorky blond guy D:

jk
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Emilydarkensunrise on October 18th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
I have no idea what the point of this post is BUT I LOVE IT.

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Say you don't want it: Jjong tongueuntilsally on October 18th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
Aw. poor bb got some hay caught in his teeth? Would he like me to clean his frog?
venisonfurs: Xabi+Pepevenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
Holy shit, Pepe! You are a SEX KITTEN!

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Pepe and Higuain hugs

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Sergio boobie kiss

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Iker Garay Higuain flirt

Iker butt pat

Iker Cristiano

Cristiano neck tickle

Cris welcomes newbie
Emilydarkensunrise on October 18th, 2011 12:17 am (UTC)
omg mesut gives me all the feelings. unf.
(no subject) - venisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
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venisonfurs: Xabi+Pepevenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:25 am (UTC)
Iker is a flirt...

Iker serious flirting - yow!

Iker Kaka flirt

Iker Kaka flirt 2

Iker flirting again

Iker plays with Rafa's ear

Iker Becks again

Iker butt pat
Plump like Roast and Thicker than most...spider_orchid on October 18th, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
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So much sexiness! Omg like, I can't handle it!
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Jenny Jenkinsjenny_jenkins on October 18th, 2011 12:32 am (UTC)
How has this not been posted yet?
How has this not been posted yet?

(Yes, I know I am repeating myself!)

Plump like Roast and Thicker than most...spider_orchid on October 18th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
Re: How has this not been posted yet?
*Applause*
Re: How has this not been posted yet? - jenny_jenkins on October 18th, 2011 12:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
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venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:35 am (UTC)
So, I made my first video today. Kinda silly - I would do better things with it if I had better software but...

Susie Carmichaelsumrndmgrl on October 18th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
man pile! there was probably some serious spit swapping going on in the bottom hahah
(no subject) - venisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 05:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
heyjude1223heyjude1223 on October 18th, 2011 12:36 am (UTC)
avoiding studying with this beautiful post.
heyjude1223heyjude1223 on October 18th, 2011 12:41 am (UTC)
kaka looks so good here hagjertshdlkfjssk
_ _ _ _bluemeadow13 on October 18th, 2011 12:42 am (UTC)
venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:45 am (UTC)
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_ _ _ _bluemeadow13 on October 18th, 2011 12:48 am (UTC)
Laurenblackjedii on October 18th, 2011 12:51 am (UTC)
STOP LOSING WOLVES.

I BOUGHT A HOODIE TO WEAR FOR YOU OK?!
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venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
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_ _ _ _bluemeadow13 on October 18th, 2011 12:55 am (UTC)
lol i love mick mccarthy
(no subject) - blackjedii on October 18th, 2011 01:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
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_ _ _ _bluemeadow13 on October 18th, 2011 12:56 am (UTC)
venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 01:11 am (UTC)
My favorite JT/Lamps

JT Lamps snuggle

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JT Lamps drink from my &quot;bottle&quot;
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Liz: Football -- DFB -- Schweini -- teutonicgrrliz on October 18th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
Who is the greatest Teutonic beauty this side of the Danube?



Mein Kapitän!




























Even nuns love him. :)
Jenny Jenkinsjenny_jenkins on October 18th, 2011 01:15 am (UTC)
You forgot one...

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Jenny Jenkinsjenny_jenkins on October 18th, 2011 01:12 am (UTC)
Hope, my darling - I may not be Solo...
...but I will leave my boyfriend for you tomorrow. If you call, I will come running.





venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 01:24 am (UTC)
Re: Hope, my darling - I may not be Solo...
Are you watching Dancing w/Stars? She did pretty well tonight - sexy outfit!
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Susie Carmichaelsumrndmgrl on October 18th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC)
i'd hit it, from the neck down
good-bye my grim reaper prince: foccer: Kaka- smiling just for youcoyotesuspect on October 18th, 2011 01:55 am (UTC)
What a wonderful study break. :3
venisonfursvenisonfurs on October 18th, 2011 01:55 am (UTC)
One of my favorite things is something I like to call Fight or Fuck























Kimmapmakerscolors on October 18th, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)
lol what a fantastic game
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Sarah: mario abs dance made byheathermooney on October 18th, 2011 01:57 am (UTC)
Mario Gomez is 60% abs



40% fashun


Oh yeah, and he scores once and awhile

spain_fanatic79spain_fanatic79 on October 18th, 2011 02:16 am (UTC)
I'm not really sure what we're doing but I love it! I offer

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Dani Carvajal & Pablo Sarabia after winning the Spain U19 Euro :D
scavenger of human miserypiratesswoop on October 18th, 2011 03:14 am (UTC)
sarabajal
carvabia

idc what its called, they are adorable and now i ship it tbh~
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funkatronik: meandozilfunkatronik on October 18th, 2011 02:19 am (UTC)
omgg this post is Madridista heaven!


I have nothing to contribute really.... but needs more Esteban & ozil tbh
NIVI NIVI BO BIVI BANANA FANAfancyxthat on October 18th, 2011 03:13 am (UTC)
rolling around in this post, refusing to leave
scavenger of human miserypiratesswoop on October 18th, 2011 03:15 am (UTC)
lj won't do that LJ cut collapse thing until there's a second page so imma come back later so my laptop doesn't have to keep loading gifs
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻itssabotage on October 18th, 2011 04:27 am (UTC)
This post is missing riverplatenses tbh


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