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29 May 2011 @ 06:10 pm
Gird your loins  
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Yes! It's everyone's favourite (previously arrested) Scouser, after Steven Gerrard and Jimmy Corkhill... Joey Barton!

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And his vocabulary is almost as outstanding as his 'tache.

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Joey Barton's arse thanks you for your time.

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kateekateekates127 on May 29th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
ugh i was hoping for smudge.
noodlecookienoodlecookie on May 29th, 2011 05:45 pm (UTC)
FootballBanta will probably be shut down if he joins and, quite frankly, the novelty of it is just too special to lose.
scruby: Red Card Homophobiascruby on May 29th, 2011 05:44 pm (UTC)
Oh yay.

Liz: Football -- LFC -- Stevie G / John Terrygrrliz on May 29th, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
New venture: a betting scheme revolving around correctly guessing the amount of time between when a player first joins Twitter and when he gets his first FA fine because of something he posts.
Lydia: Football // Copa Del Drunklexia269 on May 29th, 2011 06:00 pm (UTC)
this.
noodlecookienoodlecookie on May 29th, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)
I hope you've copyrighted that.
anathemadelightanathemadelight on May 29th, 2011 06:03 pm (UTC)
"...and are dressing room is 1st class."

C'mon now.

No ass at all, to boot.
noodlecookienoodlecookie on May 29th, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
There's a whole queue of people trying to boot his arse.
edgar burritowall_upper on May 29th, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC)
to be fair, he is generally relatively well spoken for a footballer! i was actually impressed by how literate he is, haha.
shh_im_a_ninjashh_im_a_ninja on May 29th, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
Really cute ass.

I have nothing else to add to this post.
lovelybarcalovelybarca on May 29th, 2011 06:25 pm (UTC)
mte
gagglefuckgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 06:21 pm (UTC)
ok, he used an apostrophe for i'd, but didn't bovver with the rest

cant, dont, its

are dressing room
if am not

omg i don't know why this is bothering me so much when my grammar is shit too
gagglefuck: hammer timegagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 06:26 pm (UTC)
w/e. i don't care if footballers can read/write, tbh. that's not important.
Naomi: brookershadow_sea on May 29th, 2011 07:21 pm (UTC)
omg your icon
gagglefuck: rawrhgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 07:41 pm (UTC)
is the last man i would want coming at me with a hammer
gagglefuck: heh hehgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
no, wait, frankie boyle
Say you don't want it: 9untilsally on May 29th, 2011 06:21 pm (UTC)
Urgh. Is it possible to 'anti-follow' someone just to let them know how much you're not interested in what they have to say? I feel the need for something less passive than just not following him.
gagglefuckgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 06:32 pm (UTC)
i expected more hair.
forlond: [football] benziforlond on May 29th, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
OT
Anyone watching Coppa Italia final?
Naomishadow_sea on May 29th, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
I'm just really impressed by his taste in music.
mimi-rose~: snejana rosehi_mimi on May 29th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
He seems really lovely on twitter (never though I'd be saying this about Joey Barton!)... and Piers Morgan is so rude (surprise, surprise.)



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gagglefuck: haylogagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC)
that's a very attractive horse
Naomishadow_sea on May 29th, 2011 08:25 pm (UTC)
Hm, nice hair.
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not youmelj1213 on May 29th, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC)
Joey knows Sergio's friends? I wonder if that means he's off to RM next ...
gagglefuck: unfgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
omg lmao
loosecurls: crackoviagutizat_9 on May 30th, 2011 07:36 am (UTC)
lmfaoooo
ghost_busting: legends utdghost_busting on May 29th, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
I need someone to explain to me how exactly he and Ezra Koenig know each other because my mind has just been blown into a million pieces.
potterpiepotterpie on May 29th, 2011 07:59 pm (UTC)
ifkr i thought i was following the wrong ezra when i noticed. so confused
mimi-rose~: snejana rosehi_mimi on May 29th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
Joey is a ~closeted~ Hipster. Just wait for the wayfarer glasses.
uniqlosuniqlos on May 30th, 2011 01:59 am (UTC)
i met ezra! i took a picture with him and my friend was like, IS THAT A GIRL?
pandacology on May 30th, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC)
Apparently, he hired Vampire Weekend's manager (who also manages The White Stripes!) to help him ~fix his image.~ Stranger things have happened, I suppose.

source: http://www.nme.com/news/tabloid-hell/56824
feelin' so fried like a cheesestickwhatwouldwasdo on May 30th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
lmao ikr
Jake Gyllenhaal's merkinblack_swan87 on May 29th, 2011 08:01 pm (UTC)
I eagerly await the day that Ibra gets a twitter.
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ananasonastick: can't be tamedananasonastick on May 29th, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
mte
masterofhentzaumasterofhentzau on May 29th, 2011 08:30 pm (UTC)
Mou is still my ultimate wish for twitter
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not youmelj1213 on May 29th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
I just wish Pipita would use his more :(
Jake Gyllenhaal's merkinblack_swan87 on May 29th, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
he peaked with Bonita gate. nothing he tweets will ever top that.
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not you: FB: Savage/Riomelj1213 on May 29th, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)
he is pretty well spoken considering his reputation, but till he uses the word hence correctly in a sentence, he's not in the vocab elite of twitter users ;)
gagglefuck: back here bbgagglefuck on May 29th, 2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
who would u consider in the vocab elite of twatter users? the list can't be terribly long
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not youmelj1213 on May 29th, 2011 08:38 pm (UTC)
tbh it is very limited ... Owen tops it, obvs and a few of the former ballers are pretty good but very few current ballers are in.
lindseyluxuria on May 29th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
i find the fact he's well spoken-ish as even more sinister than the idea of joey barton on twitter already was
venisonfursvenisonfurs on May 30th, 2011 02:38 am (UTC)
What a freak. Can't make heads or tails of him - NO! WAIT! The photo above definitely makes tails. Okay, anger issues and current therapy interest me. Not in a hot way - more in an I'll-follow-you-on-twitter kinda way.
Heh...Joey Barton.
venisonfursvenisonfurs on May 30th, 2011 02:46 am (UTC)
Well by reading his twitter I found out he's a fucking Smiths fan! Who IS this?! Baffling...
Plump like Roast and Thicker than most...spider_orchid on May 30th, 2011 04:02 am (UTC)
Nice fuckin' ass. A+
feelin' so fried like a cheesestickwhatwouldwasdo on May 30th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
most of me hates the air he breathes and knows this is just a ploy to make himself attractive to future clubs

but a tiny part of me wonders whether it's legit and he has changed just a little bit. IDKKKKKK

i'm gonna refrain from insulting him too much on twitter until i can make a decision

he's still shitter than gareth barry tho
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