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14 February 2011 @ 07:09 pm
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Each magazine or newspaper from countries like Spain, Germany, Russia and Holland chooses its top side, and the results are combined to produce the best overall team.

For last month, January 2011, a total of 60 footballers were named, including 10 different Barcelona players, nine from Arsenal and five from Manchester United.

And just how many of these 60 players do you think were English?

The answer is one. Yes, the experts of the European game concluded that just a single English footballer was worthy of being selected on their performances in January.

It is an indication of how low the reputation of our players has sunk. (Lol Daily Express, u mad)

Can you guess which English player made the cut, chosen in the best 11 of the A Bola publication from Portugal?

I’ll give you a few clues.

He wasn’t in the England squad that went to Denmark in midweek. He has never played for the full England team, and only twice for the U21s. He has made only 11 career appearances in the Premier League. He is aged 20.

Still struggling?

Well, take a bow Martin Kelly, the young Liverpool defender with a real football talent.

Sauce: http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/228709/An-English-name-to-remember/

Talented, future captain, handsome, talented, mature, talented, handsome, very tall, talented, deserves more recognition, did I mention that he's also talented? And handsome.

This post is brought to you by ontd_liverpool.

EDIT: I've looked everywhere for the team of the month in full and I cannae find it, if someone has the link, post it and I shall add it.


 
 
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sailing_red on February 14th, 2011 07:16 pm (UTC)
Flawless. Future baby daddy. Captain of LFC. Deserves all praise he gets and more etc
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(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sailing_red on February 14th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scruby on February 14th, 2011 10:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sailing_red on February 14th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scruby on February 14th, 2011 11:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sailing_red on February 14th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scruby on February 14th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - sailing_red on February 15th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sailing_red on February 15th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 07:21 pm (UTC)
Don't you bitches dare let me down on the spam front.
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Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
IT'LL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK BB
Like a magpie I live for glitter, not youmelj1213 on February 14th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
I dun curr about Kelly I wanna know who the other 10 players were ...
potterpiepotterpie on February 14th, 2011 07:33 pm (UTC)
ikr way to post the least interesting part
(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - noodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 08:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bunnysayboo on February 15th, 2011 03:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
mardiamardia on February 14th, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
PEOPLE, SPAM LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT.
noodlecookienoodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
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Get it, Kelly.
interplanetary megastellar hydrostatic: TOPrunandtelldat on February 14th, 2011 07:28 pm (UTC)
I love everything that this gif represents.
(no subject) - lookingatlucky on February 14th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - runandtelldat on February 14th, 2011 08:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - fiveto_midnight on February 14th, 2011 07:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tofucakes on February 14th, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - life_valencia2 on February 15th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
The Busibabe: arousedkitty69lover on February 14th, 2011 07:26 pm (UTC)
he's bitchfacing like a pro *wipes tear*
noodlecookienoodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
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Looks like the beginnings of an a capella guido fist pump.
interplanetary megastellar hydrostatic: Martin Kellyrunandtelldat on February 14th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
Chelsea boy in the back is not amused. That dude on the bottom right...lawd.
(no subject) - noodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - laacrima on February 14th, 2011 07:40 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - shadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - meiliguniang on February 14th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - heart_in_stereo on February 14th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - life_valencia2 on February 15th, 2011 12:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
bananashitcrazybananashitcrazy on February 14th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)



Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
Uuuuuuuuuunf.
(no subject) - tofucakes on February 14th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - life_valencia2 on February 15th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC) (Expand)
edgar burritowall_upper on February 14th, 2011 07:54 pm (UTC)
:') our boy
denizwalker_sarah on February 14th, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC)
including 10 different Barcelona players

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kunklebunklekunklebunkle on February 14th, 2011 10:15 pm (UTC)
Pretty much my reaction.
Naomishadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 07:58 pm (UTC)
Did I hear someone mention a Kelly spam?







life is short, and you are hotiamtheenemy on February 14th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
HE MAKES HIS OWN CLOTHES? I CAN'T EVEN.
(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 11:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - newlines on February 15th, 2011 12:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - noodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 08:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - shadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sianisit on February 15th, 2011 01:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tofucakes on February 14th, 2011 09:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - life_valencia2 on February 15th, 2011 12:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
Been a long time gone: Liverpool - Kelly is hottempered_rose on February 14th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
He's so hot and sweet and wonderful.
I want.
i'm a shadowboxer, baby: martin kellyyouth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
OMFG MY BB
HOW DID I MISS THIS POST!??!


GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
Re: OMFG MY BB
It's just getting started, bb ;)
Re: OMFG MY BB - youth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Always fucking relevant.
i'm a shadowboxer, baby: martin kellyyouth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Always fucking relevant.
AMEN
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Re: Always fucking relevant. - youth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - shadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 08:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - abfabregas on February 15th, 2011 02:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - hey_larry on February 15th, 2011 10:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - life_valencia2 on February 15th, 2011 12:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Always fucking relevant. - who_love on February 15th, 2011 02:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
I'm way too cescy and absolutely fabregas.: liverpool; for faps sake martinabfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
OI. DIDNT I LINK YOU THAT SIAN
Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 08:11 pm (UTC)
IN MY DEFENCE I READ IT ON RAWK THIS MORNING SO NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



















I LOVE U
(no subject) - abfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
i'm a shadowboxer, baby: martin kellyyouth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
SPAM SPAM SPAAAAM




Naomishadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
omg I just turned our FA Youth Cup match, the second half is just starting and we're winning 6-0! I feel a bit sorry for Southend but get in, we've got so much talent at youth level it's only a matter of time before we have a few more players coming into the first team like Martin has.
Naomishadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:09 pm (UTC)
And Coady and Suso are defo going to have just as many, if not more fangirls than Kelly has right now.
(no subject) - lookingatlucky on February 14th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - shadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lookingatlucky on February 14th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - noodlecookie on February 14th, 2011 08:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wall_upper on February 14th, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - sianisit on February 14th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
I'm way too cescy and absolutely fabregas.: liverpool; for faps sake martinabfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
stay fucking still ovaries.

couldnt be more proud

sapping and fapping all over the place.
Angelinafannylatte on February 14th, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
OMG THIS POST FLAILING EVERYWHERE

I need a Martin Kelly icon
i'm a shadowboxer, baby: martin kellyyouth_depraved on February 14th, 2011 08:10 pm (UTC)
LET'S HUG

I'm way too cescy and absolutely fabregas.abfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:11 pm (UTC)


I'm way too cescy and absolutely fabregas.: liverpool; for faps sake martinabfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC)


MAKE FUCKING WAY BITCHES.
Siânsianisit on February 14th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I'm way too cescy and absolutely fabregas.: liverpool; this is anfieldabfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC)


my ovaries are buzzing.
Naomishadow_sea on February 14th, 2011 08:15 pm (UTC)
lmao I just looked up what the R stands for...RONALD?! hahahahahaha.
(no subject) - abfabregas on February 14th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - slashxwhoreorly on February 15th, 2011 02:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
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