fuchsiabella ([info]fuchsiabella) wrote in [info]ontd_football,

best. league. ever.

THE 2010 FANTASY CHEATERS LEAGUE



ABOUT

The Fantasy Cheaters League is a purely for fun endeavour. It's been created by the advertising agency Host and doggedly pursued by a bunch of dreamers there who love the beautiful game and look forward to the Tournament like a kid looks forward to getting a new replica kit at Christmas.

Like all football fans we harboured dreams of representing our country at football, but only succeeded in reaching the dizzy heights of playing for our school or Sunday League team. But we love the beautiful game. In all its guises; the skill, goals, athleticism, rivalry, trivia...and the dirty, conniving cheating!

Because if we're honest with ourselves, it's the diving, injury feigning, yard stealing, time wasting gamesmanship as much as anything else that makes every tournament exciting, controversial and memorable.

So we've decided to celebrate this side of the game by creating The Fantasy Cheaters League. Because even though we only managed to play on football's lowest rung, we've tasted victory. We know the primitive competitive instinct it gives rise to. We've felt the injustices and dare we admit it, indulged in some of it ourselves!

RULES

Choose 11 cheating scumbags players from our squad lists. All player values are the same as nothing like this has been done before, and we're willing to give everyone a clean slate. Except Ronaldo.

Teams work on a 4-4-2 formation.

After submitting your team, you'll be able to edit it up until 1 hour before the first game of the competition. After that, all you have to do is watch the games and check our website for updated stats and info.

The prize for the winner is something all the money, fame and wealth of the biggest cheat in football cannot buy - respect.

MORE INFO ON POINTS SYSTEM HERE
(quite a funny read)

JOIN HERE

I think this is hilarious and will be joining. I think I'll probably do better at this than the actual FF for the World Cup. Are you joining and if so, who's making your 11?  
Tags: fantasy football, lol, oh no they didn't!, world cup 2010: pre-tournament

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[info]ema_load

June 9 2010, 01:16:50 UTC 1 year ago

lmao, this sounds fun

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 01:46:33 UTC 1 year ago

Thank god someone else thinks so

[info]penguinparity

June 9 2010, 01:18:01 UTC 1 year ago

That video is hilarious, particularly because at the end, it sounds like he says "even if you get up, your virginity will remain on the floor."

LOL

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 02:40:55 UTC 1 year ago

lmao typical cantona

[info]originalidad

June 9 2010, 02:28:06 UTC 1 year ago

so joining

[info]caffeine_wila

June 9 2010, 02:33:55 UTC 1 year ago

Had to join. It would be fun to see some statistics for the "most picked"...

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 02:42:26 UTC 1 year ago

lol and the player who ends up getting the most points eventually

[info]partipo

June 9 2010, 02:37:46 UTC 1 year ago

SO FUCKING IN

[info]reiband

June 9 2010, 02:38:42 UTC 1 year ago

this is awesome

[info]partipo

June 9 2010, 02:53:33 UTC 1 year ago

Kim Christensen

Khalid Boulahrouz - John Terry - Asherley Cole - Gio von Bronckhorse

Cesc - Abou Diaby - Steve Gerrard - Frank Lampard

Rooney - Ronaldo


i tried to get a mixture of divers and people who are out to hurt other people

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 03:08:02 UTC 1 year ago

lol mine's pretty similar

[info]partipo

1 year ago

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 03:07:46 UTC 1 year ago

Tim Howard
Nemanja Vidic-John Terry-Giorgio Chiellini-Ashley Cole
Landon Donovan-Sergio Busquets-Abou Diaby-Steven Gerrard
Wayne Rooney-Cristiano Ronaldo

[info]penguinparity

June 9 2010, 12:07:49 UTC 1 year ago

Sergio will always have a special place in my heart, but he needs to be on every cheaters team ever.

And IDK, I actually didn't put Cristiano Ronaldo on my team because he has such a rep it seems like he might get called on his BS more. Although that might be my wishful thinking. =p

[info]partipo

June 9 2010, 03:19:25 UTC 1 year ago

team names? mine is 'Oh God My Face' in honor of Rivaldo

[info]selling_alibis

June 9 2010, 03:23:31 UTC 1 year ago

Nobody Got Shit On Me from Xtina's Vanity.

[info]selling_alibis

June 9 2010, 03:20:19 UTC 1 year ago

I literally cheered. I am IN LOVE.

[info]quabazaa

June 9 2010, 05:30:16 UTC 1 year ago

AWESOME! Now that's the kind of fantasy league I like, hahaha :P

[info]commiesattack

June 9 2010, 07:13:45 UTC 1 year ago

Hey, have you seen this?

[info]cryptogirl

June 9 2010, 10:08:23 UTC 1 year ago

we're willing to give everyone a clean slate. Except Ronaldo.

this. this sfm. i died laughing. are there extra points awarded for winking?

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 22:54:53 UTC 1 year ago

[info]cryptogirl

June 9 2010, 10:27:22 UTC 1 year ago

Tim Howard
Chiellini Evra JT Cashley
Gerrard Diaby Lampard Alex Song
Cristiano Drogba

i love song but he might pick up a few in the "cynical foul" part...the rest speak for themselves.

lots of england. hm.

[info]caffeine_wila

June 9 2010, 14:31:10 UTC 1 year ago

Cristiano Drogba
This made me think of a very strange wedding ceremony.
/ot

[info]kalasoma

June 9 2010, 13:23:23 UTC 1 year ago

This is going to be hilarious.

[info]karen_ronaldo

June 9 2010, 14:28:50 UTC 1 year ago

introducing: thehandofhenry

howard
eboue gallas terry ashley cole
busquets ballack gerrard lampard
drogba HENRY
>:D

[info]fuchsiabella

June 9 2010, 22:56:19 UTC 1 year ago

Re: introducing: thehandofhenry

lmaoooo
i was thinking about putting titi in mine too except he's probably gonna be on the bench most of the time. also, ballack's out bb

[info]caffeine_wila

June 9 2010, 14:44:31 UTC 1 year ago

Handbaggers FC

Buffon
Alves Terry Demichelis Cole
Mascherano Melo Busquets Gerrard
Eto'o Gilardino

My heart breaks for Eboue, he'd deserve to be here but I simply couldn't have two right backs. (Yesyes, I know that's not how the game works.) I'm already gutted that the midfield is the most dysfunctional I have ever seen.

[info]cryptogirl

June 9 2010, 22:28:19 UTC 1 year ago

ahahahahaha handbaggers i love it so much that is brilliant.
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